roun dup pt2

(Nothing over $3)

It is weird to think this is 11 years old now. Y2K hip-hop, the last of the "underground". A little reminder of what 'Hip Hop Is'/ was.

If i was paying more attention i would have had this album already. How many Herb Alpert albums i've flipped passed in the past without a second thought would be in 100s. From start to finish its a winner. Same goes for this particular track.

This is another horny guy. nice breaks and some smooth jazzy listening for your M.F'n ear.

Dave Dee, Dozy, Bea.. I can't be bothered typing these guys redick name out. Dave should've gone solo.
Don't matter if recs from this era are a little scratched up. It suits that ol timey sound.

Little 7" EP of this club banger.

I have a 'best of' compilation of William Bell. But albums are where the magic happens.

Woman To Woman. Too easy to have sampled this and make a winner. The real challenge is turning nothing into something. Woman To Woman is already quite something.

Quincy Jones. G.O.A.T.

Why this mint condition (not this image) double LP was sitting in the sales pile I'll never know. I was laughing.

I'm stocking up on comedy gold for the hard times ahead. It'll bring joy when the dollar aint worth shit.

I know what you're thinking. "Where's the 80s garbage?"

Shelia E is the female equivalent to Prince. No wait, Prince is the female equivalent to Prince. Shelia E is his protégée. This album was made at the same time as 'Sign O' The Times' and in the same studio.

And that concludes the roun dup.

making shit outta shit

Looping the good bits...




  

cheap bastard

Went to do my routine record rounds the other day. First op-spot, nothing good that I could see, but I thought I could hear some of the staff out back talking about records. I dismissed it just thinking that because I had recs on the brain, every conversation would probably sound like that. I was trying on some shirts in the changing room when I heard the lady at the counter talking recs to a customer. I looked out the curtain to see some dude with a whole shopping bag of recs about to walk out the door. He got to browse through the stock out back! Bastard!

I hung the shirts back up and thought if this 30 something op-shop chic thick frame four eyes is doing the rounds also, I better beat him to the next spot. This guy was the speediest walker ever! I was on one side of the road, he the other, and we were both heading for the same place. Running would’ve been the only way to match his pace. He just happened to stop and look at something in a store window, which allowed me 1st to the next lot.

I was flipping through while he was hovering about pretending to look at nearby books. Nothing really appealed, but I wanted to buy something just so he would feel like he missed out on something good. (What’s wrong with me!?). I did manage to stop myself paying $2 for some garbage out of spite. But when he started flipping through, it made me feel like I missed something. He was studying each record hard out. And as I was could see from the bus stop. He was in there for aages. I might of beat him to the next spot because I scored this gem:
Little Feat – The Last Record Album.
I do have this, and most their catalogue to my knowledge. This one is among my favourite of theirs. Have always liked ‘Long Distance Love’ and having another favourite song being created out of it (Modern Man’s Hustle) gave me even more appreciation for it. Surprised more people haven’t sampled this album, it’s got groves and breaks all over it. Everyone still uses the classic drum break from ‘Fool Yourself’ off their album Dixie Chicken.

I also grabbed a Living Colour album, which sucked, but there was little else on offer to satisfy my madness.

Popped in to Alien records again. When you’re always looking through record spots you get a good idea of what’s out there and what the cost should be. To be honest, these guys are a little over priced for second hand records, which in most cases aren’t in the best condition. However, when you see something you hardly ever see, the price can be justified. And their 7s are a little cheaper than RG.

I looked for some time and got a pretty good pile of recs I was keen to buy. But after listening to them, and filtering out the warped, scratched (The Floaters – Float On 7”) and extremely dusty, I was left only with this lot:
George Benson – The Love Songs.
The price was right, and Crispy and I had discussed how I should look to get some 80s Benson into the set. Smoooth as. I’ve passed over some of his 80s recs in the past. But no more.

Real Thing – Can You Feel The Force b/w Children of The Ghetto.
Hearing the intro you’d think Concord Dawn were about to drop some heavy D&B. Instead it’s some funky ass disco with coolest horns. The B-side is the cool out track, soulful and thoughtful. Feel like I’ve heard this sampled somewhere before. Also, now I can associate something else musical to Liverpool other than the Beatles.

Mary Jane Girls – In My House b/w Instrumental.
These girls do no wrong. Thanks Rick James!

King Tee – Diss You 12”
When listening to this in store (through the store stereo) the proprietor clearly hurt a little over its use of the Rolling Stones’ ‘Miss You’. I can imagine that’s how many artists felt when the Stones built their success with other peoples songs and styles. The Dust Brothers are responsible for this head nodder, and King Tee raps it hard as nails to them girlies that aint treating him right. Better believe if you say you’re gonna call him at 8, you best not be late.

Ice-T – High Rollers 12"
This one was outta the sales bin at RG. From King Tee to Ice T, hard rappers in these days had such great voices, combined with ol' fashioned charisma and style. Regardless of what Ice T is up to now days, his early work gives him a free ticket to do whatever the fuck he wants, reality TV shows, diss little kid rappers, take a role as a cop, perform the nut cracker in a tutu. It don’t matter, Ice T remains O.G.

Prince – If I Was Your Girlfriend b/w Shockadelica 12”
Along with Michael Jackson, Prince was on high rotation during my childhood. It’s funny how those innocent ears took it all in without much comprehension. It was always the sound that appealed most. I had never heard the B-side ‘Shockadelica’ before. It seems a little lost in direction, and it’s probably the first B-side on this blog that hasn’t been all that great. Maybe my ears still need to grow to fully appreciate this one for more than just odd sounds.

Shalamar – Friends.
“How many of us have them? Friends!” This is one Solar act that I didn’t have until now. This 1982 release is still quite disco. It has taken a few listens but I can dig this one. The keys are subtle and the bass heavy. There is this one part of a song I want to loop up so bad. But it’s already soo good as it is, it’d kinda be cheating. I have been fooling around with some of the shittier recs I’ve got just to get my dollar’s worth. Will not be buying for a while, so my next post might feature some loops of fury instead.

Keep being cheap bastards. Peace!
-M

Four Crates: Episode Nine

Great googley moogley it's been a while. The four crates are still waiting to be emptied and catalogued so I best be getting on with the show...

Various - Electro Vol. 8



I'm partial to a bit of electro. I was hoping I could get some hand claps and synths to sample off this but the whole thing is a continuous mix. There are some great tracks on here but my absolute favourite would have to be this:



This will be going in the chuck out pile. Cause.

Various - RTR Volume. 1

When I was going through a big indie/electro phase (CSS-era electro, that is) I happened upon this LP. There's a lot of garbage on here but the stand out for me was 'Do You Wanna Funk' by Sylvester. That song goes off. I'm praying The Twelves have done a remix or something. But when I listened to it last night I realised it had 'Send Me An Angel' by Real Life on it. Love that song too! I'm going to keep this for those two songs. Is that cheating?





(Ol' Jay Electronica with the blonde hair going off).

The Cruse Family - The Best Of



More gospel heat on the Day Spring label. The Cruse family, from my understanding, are not an actual family but a few people with the surname Cruse and some session musicians I guess. Anyways, this was bound to have something sampleable on it and I managed to make this:






(Peace to Aesop)

Peaches & Herb - 2 Hot


Everyone and their dogg has made a song using this album. It's an absolute cracker. 'Reunited' is my favourite jam. I sing along to that when it comes on the radio. I flipped it for the Brown Tape (ask -M about it). Anyways, I made a couple more beats off it just to make a point to myself that it's a definite keeper:










Harry Belafonte - Calypso

In my house there are three records that get play any day of the week: Paul Simon's Gracelands, the Dangerdoom album and Harry Belafonte's Sings Of The Caribbean. If you're unfamiliar with the last one, do yourself a favour and cop. It has such hits as Scratch Me Back, Judy Drownded and the rest of it. I won't lie though, a lot of his other albums are not my cup of tea. I try to pick up any that I find to see if I can expand my collection. So far I have 'Sings The Blues' and this one, 'Calypso'. Man it is a doozy! Very stoked with this one. Not only listening shelf bound, but probably going to be scone making music for the next few Sundays.

Danny Kortchmar - Kooteh

I was convinced I picked this one up in an opp shop but when I pulled the record out of the sleeve it had my Aunty's initials on it which means -M gave it to me in the great Nelson St clean-out. I don't know what his criteria was back then but most of the things I got of him have been sample gold. Anyways, this one has got a stack of great blues rock and a few samples I was able to pull. This is a sample I was playing with. The drums in the background were a bit hectic but I was too lazy to separate the stereo tracks, so here you have it:






Various - Bush Singalong

This is basically like the New Zealand version of the Aussie Folk Songs record I wrote about a few weeks back. Awesome New Zealand accents, funny songs and dope cover art. All wrapped up into a fine Kiwi record. This one is going straight to the pool room.


Also included in this lot were two 12" singles that I found at the weirdest place. One is a white label which someone has written "Slow" on one side and "Bum Face" with a drawing of a bum and a face (helpfully) on the other. Amazing! The other one is, what would've been, Gay House but in this day and age, with the UK Funky scene it's pretty great. In an ironic way.



Well, that's all for now. Thanks for your interest.

Market Zero

What a loverly day in the neighbourhood. Markets were vibe’n the other day, everyone seemed to be in a good mood. There were more records than I could afford to buy.

First stop: Soundtracks galore.
The Big Chill.
Soo many good songs on this one. Have not seen the movie, but have heard and read good quotes taken from it. Such as this one.

Good Morning Vietnam.
Doesn’t hurt to have two copies of this.

Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo.
I image this is the equivalent to recent movies like ‘Step It Up’. I haven’t seen it, but just judging from the stills on the back, and the lyrical content, it’s about a girl from Beverly Hills who falls in love with a guy from the rough side of town. Then there's sexy dancin'. Side one is a bit scratchy but side two all good.

Second stop: ‘80s ‘80s ‘80s.
I’m sure the guy running this stall was Taika Waititi incognito. Like just grown a beard and mustache, wearing a beany and ruggedy cloths, But I was too focused on the records he had to take much notice. I know Taika is big on his 80s music. Hmm...
I did a lousy job deciding what to get. And one I really wanted, the guy felt he needed to take it home for another listen before parting with it, I can understand that. He said he might bring it back next week. Got these 12s:

General Public – Faults and All.
Yeah nahh. Sounds a little like Talking Heads, but only Talking Heads should sound like Talking Heads. Taken from the motion picture ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’. Crispy, you could’ve prevented me buying this garbage, surely! And same with the next…

M.C. Miker “G” & Deejay Sven – Celebration Rap
(I knew this was going to be bad, still I got it.) It’s tolerable, and their flow on the B-side track is actually kinda cool. This Dutch duo’s corny song made its way into this youtube sensation.

Suzy Q – Shake It Up Shake Your Body b/w Come Let’s Have A Party.
This one wasn’t disappointing. Released in 1982, this is probably at the tail end of the disco era. Again, the B-side is the better side, this one is super funky, but at 7’08 minutes, I gotta learn to beat mix.

This LP:

The Tremeloes – Even The Bad times Are Good, Silence Is Golden.
These guys rip it up. But all I really need from them is their song ‘Instant Whip’, which I still continue to hunt for a copy that is not scratched to bits. Some good numbers on here though, such as Cool Jerk, “give the drummer some!”

Annd these 7s:

Phyllis Nelson – I Like You.
This one has sentimental value. It’s pretty techno for 1985.

Millie Scott – Prisoner of Love b/w Prisoner of The Groove.
‘Prisoner of The Groove’ is a groovier instrumental of the A side, with added bongos and handclaps.

Full Force – Alice I Want You Just For Me.
I don’t know why I keep buying Full Force. Not only are they corny, but they know they are corny. So the jokes on me. This could make its way into a set or the sales bin. Will see.

Princes – I’ll keep On Loving You.
Interesting story behind this one and its New Zealand connection. I like the instrumental. I wonder what the story is behind the 1980s and its love of geometrics.

Klymaxx – I Miss You b/w Video Kid
I do have already this, but this copy isn’t as scratched up. Again the B-side kills it! I sing it all day long. And again, Solar magic.

Third stop: Haggle styles.

Buzzcocks – A Different Kind of Tension
Its a bit of alright. Thought someone else might appreciate it more, but apparently this one doesn’t have the good songs on it.

There you go. If i didn't buy this crappy lot, and food, i would've had enough to buy a bad ass looking ghetto blaster i saw there. maybe next time.

Top 20: 5 - 1

At RG the other day they had records for $1 each or 20 recs for $10. Seven I listened to before buying, the other 13 I picked at random to get the deal. I now have a whole stinking heap of 80s garbage. And the top 20 countdown concludes...

5. Sheena Easton – A Private Heaven.
“nations go to war over women like you”(from ‘Strut’) – Sometimes I do wonder how many wars are started just so some guy can get a nut. You might think its about oil, but oil = money and money = poosey. Some folks sign up for service to get them military base gate groupies, others to bed a bunch of virgins in heaven. Her song ‘Sugar Walls’ could easily be used to recruit new ‘members’ with lines like “lemme take you somewhere you’ve never been/ I could show you things you’ve never seen”. She’s gonna take em to A ‘Private’ Heaven (get it?). The rest of the lyrics are too porno to post here. Yvan eht nioj.

4. Steve Miller Band – The Joker.
(yes, it is the odd one out in this 20) Was surprised to see this for $1. I do already have it, and I’m now happy to have two copies. ‘Shu Ba Da Du Ma Ma Ma’ is soo killer! Been sampled a bunch by people and it’s not hard to see why. ‘Beat Rock’ was the term I coined for tracks just like that (or was it ‘Break Rock’? either ways it’s in my dictionary along with yonkafication and yonkafied). (tradable).

3. Shakatak – Night Birds.
“Here comes the Shaq-attack!” Inside the cover there is an order form for T-shirts and badges. One t-shirt just says “British Jazz Funk”. I’d say this album sits nicely with Dave Valentin (#6). What gives this one the edge to be at #3 though is its’ world of potential to make some of the smoothest cheesiest laid back brit jazz funk infused hip hop tracks ever! For the moment it’ll be used in the same way as Valentin in the set. In this group is Bill Sharpe, an 80s guy, who in every photo looks like a sweaty coke addict in a Hawaiian shirt. He Does some solo stuff too. I can imagine this is sitting in op-shops and bargain bins all across the UK. Here’s a taste: MMM YUM.

2. The Deele – Meterial Thangz.
I’ve mentioned Solar (Sound of Los Angeles Records) before on this blog. Well these guys are on that label. Reason enough to get it. Would love their first album, but this one, the second, less successful album is still great. Babyface really shines on this one, haha, I can’t believe I just wrote that. (Though Babyface is better than most these r’n’b dudes now days. Instead of singing about being sorry for cheating but will you still stay with me anyway, I’ll buy you shit. He sung about being faithful and doing the dishes after cooking a meal that was delicious). This album switches between smooth grooves and high tempo 80s funk. A proud addition to my Solar collection.

1. The Cool Notes – In Your Car (London mix).
I’d pay $10 just for this, maybe even more. The B-sides are just as good. 1985 gold right here.

So there you go. 19 shitty records and one good one haha. That’s the gamble though.
Got some OK stuff from the Market today, will post that up soon.

Top 20: 10 - 6

At RG the other day they had records for $1 each or 20 recs for $10. Seven I listened to before buying, the other 13 I picked at random to get the deal. I now have a whole stinking heap of 80s garbage. And the top 20 countdown continues…

10. Rick James – Cold Blooded.
Number 10 doesn't seem right, though it could potentially move with more listens. I’ll give it the house cleaning test. The song 'P.I.M.P the S.I.M.P' is a stand out. It turns Mary had a little lamb into Mary had a pimp. It features Grandmaster Flash, and by the looks of the sleeve notes it is based on the true story of Maryanne Fletcher who the song is dedicated to, 1960-1980 R.I.P. Also on the sleeve is an image of a triangle (as seen on the cover) within a circle which according to Rick James symbolises unity, love joy religion and planet earth among many other things. Dude was on a funky mission. MindHead

9. Stacy Q – Two of Hearts.
This song sold a whole bunch in 1985 and made it to #3 on the pop charts. It’s lucky to have made it to #9 on this chart. The sexy a capella on this is great, definitely ideal for DJ Sexy Dancin’ to get creative with (yes dj sexy dancin’ is me, and yeah it’s a 3rd person type thing).

8. The Jets – You Got It All.
Look at these youthful faces all smiling on the cover. Who even smiles on a cover now days? This is a family band of 8! (8 siblings of 17! Why would you not start a band). They are also part Tongan and full Mormons. This is a slow number with a weird pitch change half way through. The B-side has a medley of some of their other songs which is good times.

7. The Jets – Curiosity
The A side is real dirty, gonna need to wash this one. However the lyrical content relatively clean. Musically great, love the LL Cool J toms, and the B-side ‘Crush on You’ has such a great driving synth bass line. So upbeat and cheerful. The music matches the faces for sure.

6. Dave Valentin – Light Struck
From 1986, this goofy soft funk/jazz crossover flute album is perfect for my cheesy instrumental warm up to the more harder 80s stuff in my set. Lots of great moments in this album, and if I was looking to sample there’s magic to be found. Magic like a hovering flute.

The final 5 still to come! Ready to Roll!